I’ve noticed that I’m kinda gaining a little bit of weight – I just might be bloated because my dreadful ladies day is approaching. I told Gino that I feel like I’m getting fat.

JAYDEN: Mom, that means you’re going to have another baby!

ME: No it absolutely does not mean that.

JAYDEN: Let’s Check!

Okay… does this child have flashback images of his mom peeing on a million sticks when I was trying to conceive after Mya? I’ve ruined him.