One thing Mr. Jadakiss (as I call my Jayden)is good for is to MAKE YOU LAUGH! This kid says the most hilarious things!! Things that he’s usually 110% serious about and things that make you go… hmmmm… where the heck did he learn that from?!?! Here’s a few of my favorites, if you follow me on {Twitter}, you just may have heard some of these before:

Situation: Gino and Jayden in the car and conversation comes up about the neighbor lady. Jayden says to Gino, “Dad, she’s married don’t try to sex her.” WHAT????? How does he even know the word sex???? New inside joke between Gino and I is.. “Don’t try to sex her/him/me LOL!”

Situation: We’re in the bank drive through and there’s a car next to our’s. I guess the girl in the said car was staring at me…I failed to notice. We take off and Jayden says, “Mom, that girl was staring about you.” and I said, “Why do you think she was staring at me, Jayden? Do you think she likes our car?” and he says, “No, she was staring at you because you’re so great.” That boy melts my heart!

Situation: We’re just randomly in our house and Jayden needs something to drink… “Mom, we should get a butler, and we can name him Alfred.” He was completely serious… what does he think my 16 year old sister is for 3 hours/day??? He can call her Alfred if he wants to… Alyssa, if you’re reading this you can laugh with me it’s okay HAHA

Situation: In Kindergarten I went to pick up my little man and he came walking out holding hands with a girl. My heart just about collapsed, but he was pretty convinced that it was love. Don’t they all at that age? He came home and told his dad, “Dad, I need to get a new dress shirt for my hot date.” OH boy… my heart broke in half at that moment.

Situation: Oh girl talked about above broke up with Jayden and he told my sister that the reason why is because she took him in the girl’s bathroom and kissed his cheek and he told people. So, he needs to find a new girlfriend to marry so he can have his baby when he’s 16… she corrected him w/um, Jayden that doesn’t happen until you’re 25.

Situation: Jayden is 3 and is watching cartoons while I took a shower. He’s the type of kid that will not move if placed in front of a TV. Should I have left him there, probably not… but that 4 years ago and I’m pretty sure I was not as responsible as I am now LOL ~ anyways…. I get out of the shower and notice that Jayden is still planted right in front of the TV yet our Beagle, Baxter, is missing. I look around… nope, no Baxter. So, I ask Jayden… his reply, “Oh, he wanted to go to the store to buy a pie so I let him out.” Great… we’ve never seen Baxter again.

Situation: We’re at church and this is right when we first started going. Gino’s friend/co-worker was there as well, and Jayden looks at him and says, “Do you like hot chicks? My dad likes hot chicks.” O.M.G…. did my son really just say that in church???? Of course my husband only likes THIS HOT CHICK!

I saved the best for last……..

Situation: at my mom’s house where my sister is hanging out with her friends. One friend of her named Tyler walks in and he’s a pretty big boy. Jayden walks up to him, taps him on his belly and says, “Did you eat all the foods?” I WAS MORTIFIED.

Okay, that’s it for tonight ~ as I remember more of Jayden says I’ll write them down and do another post. There’s so many things that have sent us laughing our butts off, but my mind is now coming to a blank as I approach 11:30pm ~ happens to the best of us.

**Picture was taken today at my Grandpa’s dining house called Jailhouse in Ely, NV. It has ALWAYS been my favorite steak house. As a little girl it was always a treat to get to go there, and even now it’s the one thing I always look forward to when coming back to Ely. Sorry about picture quality ~ it was w/my camera phone.