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Things have been quiet.


Life has begun to be normal.


Occasionally I hear a garage door open next door, but THAT. IS. IT. NOTHING


Until today….


Door bell rings, I answer there is “Jim” creepy neighbor pimp.


Me: “Um, hi, Jim!”


Jim: “Just wondering if you’ve been being bugged from “Assistant”. Has she been calling you?”

Me: “Nope.”


Jim: “Oh, good! Glad she’s not bugging you. Have the cops been by to talk to you?”


Me: “Um, no. Should they be?“


Jim: “Oh, no. Just curious, okay talk to you later.


Me: Speechless


Can we say WEIRD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!